2021 - Bomo Golfo iii



Champion: Paul

Winning Team: ????.



2021. BACK TO BOMO. Can't go wrong with a Bournemouth golf tour, adopted by millions each year with a safe blend of golf, beaches, booze, bars, students and grannies. This tour did try to go a bit awry from the start when Luuuuke quit on us and forced a re-jig from two teams into three. So with team names rapidly redone we had Alex's Assholes, Paul's Pussies and Dave's Dicks. Classy. Much fun was had and some decent boozing to ensure no one had it easy (unless they didn't drink!).

Purbeck at it's Best

The Cup

Alex's Assholes
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Paul's Pricks
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Dave's Dicks


Day One (X - Y)

We played a new format this year to cater for 2 teams... which was the highest 2 stableford scores on each round per team, added together to determine scores on the day. Confused? So was everyone for a bit but it worked! Once we totted up the scores, Alex' Assholes had a slim first day lead with 72 points, followed closely by Dave's Dicks on 68 and Pauls' Pricks on 67.


Day Two (4 - 2)

Saturday = back to Purbeck Day. Spiritual home of Bomo golfo, but no breakfast ciabatta in sight, hard times. Scoring took a hit with the typical grind through the links fairways, dodging gorse left and right in true Purbeck style.


Day Three (7 - 5)

To Sunday and everyone turned up bit by bit to Heythrop Manor, further away than we needed from the comfort of bed after another healthy night out. Everyone made the most of (un)surprisingly non seedy Oxford late night venues and rumours abounded at breakfast of hotel rooms shared until 5 in the morning with some over enthusiastic local golf fans.
In the golf, Tom's team started in control with a 2 point lead, but Simon led a captain's charge by beating his old nemesis in the top game. In the other pairing from the 1st fourball Duncan continued his good form over the weekend and consigned Jonny to defeat, levelling the match and bringing hope to I Like Big Putts". The middle match became all the more important and Paul who has a great matchplay record beat Alex to regain the momentum whilst Laurence beat Shan again to ensure Ground Control could not lose the cup. Dave beat Khalid to keep the draw alive and it was down to the last game, Smez v Dean. Dean battled against Bomo's form player but came undone up the last in front of the entire watching squad and Ground Control to Captain Tom ran out deserved champs.


The Scores

1st Class Degree in Golf

Day One

Friday saw everyone seemingly fired up and some fine scores were had on a good course with lots of risk / reward options all day. Dean topped the leaderboard with a super 40 points, whilst 7 other players scored 30 or more. Smez started the defence of his championship in 2nd with a solid 37 points and Paul made his presence felt in 3rd with a very good 35. All good scores on a new course and a fine start to the weekend.

Day Two

Saturday as per usual brought golf scores back down a touch. Smez topped the day with 35 points and was level with Dean on 72 points for 36 holes, Dean with 32 himself. Laurence and Khalid shot 31 points keeping their scores ticking along nicely, Dave shot 29 and everyone else was living in gash city with an average of 24 points between the bottom 7. The situation was however brightened immensely by raids on the half way hut for buckets of beer... this not being correlated to the scores at all!

This was turning rapidly into a two tier competition with Dean and Smez 8 points clear of Khalid in third and the rest a way back. The battle for the wooden spoon was being contested appropriately by the captains, Simon with 48 points over the first two days compared to Tom just behind on 51.

Day Three

Two solid nights of boozing for most meant Sunday was a sea of broken faces on the practice green and a few beers were even purchased before tee off to keep some spirits alive. Khalid proved that party beats business by scoring a memorable 16 points after one hours sleep, moving from third to 2nd last place but seemingly having the most fun of everyone round a strange course cut around valleys and over oddly placed walls. The also rans all scored more scores in the mid twenties and don't get a mention. Paul, Duncan and Dave brought some golf at least, shooting 30,35 and 33 respectively. This settled Dave into third place leaving Dean and Smez fighting for the title. In one of the closest finales yet, the match swung in Smez's favour before Dean fought back to level the overall scores on the 16th and 52nd hole. A tie up 17 left all to play for. Smez finished with a cool par but Dean had a hole to forget with a nasty 8 and the match was won.
Smez, played two, won two. We don't fancy playing off your handicap next year.
In the race for the spoon Simon took the honours, beating Tom and Khalid by three clear shots to get the inaugural wooden spoon award, well done Simon!

Leaderboard

Photos

Ground Control


The fines


The meat feast!


Going for a stroll on my own


You can try, I'll still win


I like big putts and I can not lie


Boom


Risk Reward in action


Shan's Wall


Leftovers. Actual leftovers...


Dr. Hyde, (still early in the evening)


Shan, this is not going to help your golf


He did have the trophy. For a bit


Big Black Van


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