Golf Towel. $5.99. P&P £87.99

For sale, one golf towel. Dirty

Small Car. £3000 ono

For sale, one little car, not quite as fast as an older one. One careful owner.

Car in one piece. £10000 or £8499 for parts

For sale, one silver car, used to make a nice noise. One not so careful owner.

Private Number plate. $1,000,000

Personal number plate for sale when owner finally forced to sell the big car it's attached to and buy a people carrier.

McGangBang. £2.64 exactly

The invention of a student mind wasted at the time in a pointless mathematics degree attempt, the "putting a chicken mayo in a double cheeseburger, yes with the buns too" was the precursor to the modern Secret Menu and is still enjoyed on occasion when a quick drink turns into five. Don't buy here, you can make your own at any nearby outlet. .